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		<title>No Mojo workin&#039;: Bieber hangs up on Channel 95.5</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:37:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Rubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somehow I missed the news that one of the members of One Direction was making googly eyes at Justin Bieber&#8217;s mom. The informant was Selena Gomez, so it must be...]]></description>
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		<title>The one day Ann Arbor goes green</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 15:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Rubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Connor had a gymnastics meet in Ann Arbor Saturday, which meant we witnessed the city of the maize and blue turning green and &#8230; well, I&#8217;m not sure what you&#8217;d...]]></description>
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		<title>Alex Meraz, who I can vaguely picture, is having a baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 23:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Rubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex Meraz plays a werewolf named Paul in the &#8220;Twilight&#8221; series, splendidly I&#8217;m sure. I just received an exclusive e-mail bulletin from Life &#38; Style Weekly informing me that he and his...]]></description>
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		<title>Gun rack in a Volt: A shot across Newt Gingrich&#039;s bow</title>
		<link>http://blogs.detroitnews.com/nealrubin/2012/02/21/gun-rack-in-a-volt-a-shot-across-newt-gingrichs-bow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Rubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chevrolet Volt Gun Rack Installation Newt Gingrich has taken to including a line in his stump speech about how you can&#8217;t put a gun rack in a Chevrolet Volt. It&#8217;s a roundabout and...]]></description>
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		<title>Catching the Detroit Pistons with a broken leg</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Rubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Judie Kolloen of Shelby Township reports that she did in fact see the Detroit Pistons play Friday at the Palace of Auburn Hills, and the 5-foot-5-1/2 ultrafan had a huge...]]></description>
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		<title>Pete Hoekstra is a doo-doo head (and other playground wisdom)</title>
		<link>http://blogs.detroitnews.com/nealrubin/2012/02/06/pete-hoekstra-is-a-doo-doo-head-and-other-playground-wisdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Rubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pete Hoekstra took dead aim at two apparently vital constituencies with that commercial he ran during the Super Bowl: Xenophobes, and second graders. Xenophobes will surely appreciate the message from...]]></description>
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		<title>The skinny on Prince Fielder and vegetarianism</title>
		<link>http://blogs.detroitnews.com/nealrubin/2012/01/27/the-skinny-on-prince-fielder-and-vegetarianism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Rubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean Reilly has been a vegetarian since high school, which puts him decades aead of Prince Fielder and a lifetime ahead of me. After I noted that the Detroit Tigers&#8217;...]]></description>
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		<title>A quick memo to the woman in the black Toyota Sequoia</title>
		<link>http://blogs.detroitnews.com/nealrubin/2012/01/25/a-quick-memo-to-the-woman-in-the-black-toyota-sequoia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Rubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I gently tapped my horn the third time your hulking SUV drifted out of the right lane into my lane on Third Street this morning. But instead of staring at...]]></description>
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		<title>My in-depth analysis of the Lions vs. Saints</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 04:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Rubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, well.]]></description>
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		<title>Ah, Christmas tradition: Cheese and booze</title>
		<link>http://blogs.detroitnews.com/nealrubin/2011/12/25/ah-christmas-tradition-cheese-and-booze/</link>
		<comments>http://blogs.detroitnews.com/nealrubin/2011/12/25/ah-christmas-tradition-cheese-and-booze/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 23:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Rubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because nothing quite says Christmas like Parmesan and Bloody Mary mix, I found myself exiting a CVS a few hours ago. The drugstore didn&#8217;t actually have Bloody Mary mix &#8212;...]]></description>
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