Michele Bachmann recently called for an investigation into some members of the government she suspects of having ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.
While this sort of McCarthyism is always welcome here in America I think there is another investigation involving Michele Bachmann that should take precedent.
That investigation is regarding Michele Bachmann’s secret agenda to promote the gay lifestyle.
It is a well known fact that Michele Bachmann’s husband, Marcus, is a homosexual. After all, some of the most trusted talking heads have implied as much and if there is one thing that I have learned from watching Fox News, it’s that when a talking head says something it must be true.
Some will point to Marcus Bachmann’s faith-based clinic aimed at removing the gay from homosexuals as proof that he is not gay, but common sense tells us this is a ruse. For example when the president expanded gun rights, no one was fooled. Everyone knows he is really secretly planning a full-scale attack on the 2nd amendment at 5 a.m. November 7th.
Similarly the only reason someone would be so adamant about curing gay is to cover the fact that they are secretly gay and plotting a gay revolution. Additionally this gives Marcus access to more homosexuals, allowing him to more easily spread his secret gay agenda.
Another obvious sign of this covert operation are the 23 foster kids that the Bachmanns have helped raise. Given their wealth, they weren’t taking in foster kids for the money, so the only possible explanation is that they want to indoctrinate as many children as possible with the pro-gay message. This allowed them unfettered access to a number of kids that they could keep quarantined until they were certain that the indoctrination was complete.
This also explains Michele Bachmann’s penchant for publicly supporting so many fringe ideas. These are clearly meant as diversionary tactics to keep people for suspecting the Bachmanns of any radical agenda but as well-respected journalist Nancy Grace says, “When you’re pointing a finger at someone, you have four fingers pointed back at you.” To my knowledge Michele Bachmann has never come out and said she isn’t planning a gay takeover. If she isn’t, then why wouldn’t she just say so?
So while I applaud Michele Bachmann’s efforts to end the obvious infestation of Muslim spies in our government who are attempting to spread Sharia law, I am adamantly against her clandestine plot to overthrow the government with a gay army. We true patriots need to take back to country from homosexual zealots like the Bachmanns and keep gay where it belongs – in the closet.