Hugo. You Go.
Very un-Christian of me, but glad you are eating cheeseburgers with Hitler, Stalin, and all those Catholics that ate meat on Friday. Ahem. Just kidding on the latter: Those McDouble Catholics are merely in purgatory, which is just outside of Lubbock, Texas.
Venezuelan Dictator Chavez is dead. After months away getting “supreme” medical treatment in Cuba – Michael Moore’s medical nirvana – the tyrant returned to the home country he has raped for two decades to buy the farm.
Former U.S. President George W. Bush has every right to do a little gig right now on his Texas ranch. Alas, he is too classy for that – just as he is too classy to criticize President Obama. Chavez called Bush “Diablo,” which is Spanish for the newest taco at Taco Bell. Wait – check that – it is Spanish for “devil.” My bad.
In addition to worshiping Cuban killer Fidel Castro, Chavez also befriended Iranian President Nutbag Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He has – excuse me, had — an oil rich economy suffering from 30 percent inflation, rampant crime, and general malaise.
Can’t wait for Michael Moore’s next film: My Favorite Dictator 86ed*.
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