Nevada

Mitt made Dominos, now Cain makes Newt.  But will it taste good?

Love or hate this pizza?

When Newt Gingrich landed Herman Cain as a supporter, you may have concluded that Newt Gingrich is the “true conservative.”  At least compared to other candidates in this GOP tour, I can agree.  But you might not like Mitt Romney so much, so you’d bet on the field instead. Either way, Mitt Romney got a … Continue Reading →

A clear night above New Mexico as Newt shines in the evening sky...

Newt's pie-in-the-sky promises

“Al Gore Invented The Internet.” Funny, right? So when Newt Gingrich promises the moon (literally), shouldn’t we get a little skeptical? It’s not a secret why Newt promises the moon in Florida. A significant chunk of NASA is housed there, as well as multiple industries tied to the expensive promotion of spaceflight. And as Floridians … Continue Reading →

Mitticus Taximus

Looking for the mock Washington Post page seen in a previous version of this post? See the explanation here. When Newt Gingrich won South Carolina, I smiled.  Mitt’s taxes probably did it. I mean, really. It’s not bad enough that Mitt Romney is still the expected favorite.  Florida won’t swing as wildly as Middle Earthburg. … Continue Reading →