Rick Santorum

Mitt made Dominos, now Cain makes Newt.  But will it taste good?

Love or hate this pizza?

When Newt Gingrich landed Herman Cain as a supporter, you may have concluded that Newt Gingrich is the “true conservative.”  At least compared to other candidates in this GOP tour, I can agree.  But you might not like Mitt Romney so much, so you’d bet on the field instead. Either way, Mitt Romney got a … Continue Reading →

Mitticus Taximus

Looking for the mock Washington Post page seen in a previous version of this post? See the explanation here. When Newt Gingrich won South Carolina, I smiled.  Mitt’s taxes probably did it. I mean, really. It’s not bad enough that Mitt Romney is still the expected favorite.  Florida won’t swing as wildly as Middle Earthburg. … Continue Reading →

When the worst thing that could happen, happens

The Mitt Romney camp must be going nuts, to lose Iowa. No matter what you call it, he lost. He got fewer votes than he did when he didn’t campaign for the ’08 Republican nomination and his so-called win was to a guy that wears a sweater vest. Can Romney be anything but disappointed? My … Continue Reading →